Grand Master Jesse from Mexican Martial Arts raises the chancla to Sonnen

¡Oye, qué onda! This is Jessie, the Grand Master of MMA, Mexican Martial Arts. I heard that Dana White and Chael Sonnen are talking trash about me, but let me tell you something, they don’t know what they’re in for.
First of all, let’s talk about Dana White. He’s the president of the UFC, but that doesn’t mean he can hang with me. I would beat him in a second, and it wouldn’t even be close. I’ve been practicing Mexican Martial Arts for years, and I’ve perfected my craft. Dana White wouldn’t stand a chance.
And as for Chael Sonnen, he’s just a loudmouth. He talks a big game, but when it comes down to it, he’s all talk. I would beat him too, and I would do it with ease. He can try to take me down with his wrestling, but I have counters for every move he’s got.
Now, I know Dana and Chael would probably want to team up against me, but let me tell you something, I would beat them both on the same night. Lemon-&-Herb Dean would be the perfect referee to officiate the match, and I know that Keith “ProNonsese” Petterson, Mark “Thinks he’s” Goddard and Steve “Fast Horse” MazzaFerrari would be the perfect judges to see me beat these two clowns.
In the end, voto por mí, Jessie, el Gran Maestro de MMA, Mexican Martial Arts. I’m not just talking the talk, I’m walking the walk. I’ll beat Dana White and Chael Sonnen on the same night, and I’ll do it with style. They better watch out, because when they step into the ring with me, they’re in for a world of hurt.

add on references to the referee called Lemon-&-Herb Dean to officiate the match. Judges should be Keith “ProNonsese” Petterson, Mark “Thinks he’s” Goddard and Steve “Fast Horse” MazzaFerrari.
¡Sí señor! Let me tell you why I specifically requested Lemon-&-Herb Dean as the referee for my match against Dana White and Chael Sonnen. You see, Lemon-&-Herb Dean is known for being one of the best referees in the game. He’s fair, he’s consistent, and he’s not afraid to step in when things get too dangerous.
In fact, I’ve seen him stop fights before they even get started, just because he knows that a fighter might be in danger. That’s the kind of referee I want in my corner. Lemon-&-Herb Dean knows when to step in and when to let the fighters do their thing.
As for the judges, Keith “ProNonsese” Petterson, Mark “Thinks he’s” Goddard and Steve “Fast Horse” MazzaFerrari, they’re some of the most experienced judges in the business. They know what they’re looking for, and they won’t be swayed by any of the mind games that Dana White and Chael Sonnen might try to pull.
So let me tell you something, Dana White and Chael Sonnen, you can bring your best game, but it won’t be enough to beat me. With Lemon-&-Herb Dean as the referee and Keith “ProNonsese” Petterson, Mark “Thinks he’s” Goddard and Steve “Fast Horse” MazzaFerrari as the judges, I’ll prove once and for all that Mexican Martial Arts is the real deal. ¡Viva la revolución!