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Peter Dutton’s Plot: Australian Open Revealed as Subversive Aboriginal Platform

By Mike Melbourne January 15, 2024Australia

#AusOpen In an astonishing turn of events, sources close to Peter Dutton, Australia's Minister for Defence and secret Grandmaster of Conspiracy Theories, have leaked exclusive information that the real reason…

Are Ipswich’s Trucks and Cars Really Like Local Wildlife? Investigating the Phenomenon with Jack Smith

By Mike Melbourne April 25, 2023Australia, Lifestyle & Opinion, News

After numerous requests for assistance, I met with a local resident of Ipswich, QLD named Jack Smith. Jack expressed his wonderment and confusion about the constant stream of trucks and…

Melbourne! Get a decent flag ya numbnuts!

By Mike Melbourne April 16, 2023Australia, Lifestyle & Opinion

Alright, let's give it a go. This thing is so bad my borderline learning disabled budgie could have done it! Now, listen up, you bloody lot! It's time to talk…

Rethinking Australia Day: The Case for Replacing It with Scott Morrison’s Shart

By Mike Melbourne April 16, 2023Australia, Lifestyle & Opinion

Greetings, fellow conscious beings! Today, I would like to offer a thought-provoking proposal for the celebration of Australia Day that is sure to ignite controversy and debate. I propose that…

Brisbane Lions vs. Collingwood Magpies: The AFL Match Set to Shake Up the Housing Market Forever – You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

By Dimion Goldsteinberg April 6, 2023Australia, Finance

Hold onto your hats, folks, because the upcoming AFL match between the Brisbane Lions and Collingwood Magpies is about to send shockwaves through the housing market like never before! According…

Ozzy Man Meta Reviews: Ozzy Man

By Mike Melbourne April 6, 2023Australia, Lifestyle & Opinion

G'day legends, it's your mate Ozzy Man here, and today I'm gonna give you a review of Ozzy Man Reviews. Yeah, you heard that right, I'm reviewing myself, ain't that…

Vegemite as an Effective Catalyst in Sodium Salt Ion Batteries: A Potential Game Changer for the Renewables Sector in Australia

By Katherine Worthington-Sinclair April 6, 2023Australia, SciTech

Abstract: Sodium salt ion batteries have emerged as a promising alternative to conventional lithium-ion batteries due to their cost-effectiveness and eco-friendliness. However, the efficiency and performance of these batteries have…

Dealing with housing affordability lessons from modern philosopher, cultural observer and generally awesome human Ozzy Man

By Mike Melbourne March 30, 2023Australia, Finance

G'day mates, it's your favourite writer here to give you some hot takes on the latest news in Australia. Today, we're tackling a topic that's been on everyone's mind lately…

How to fix the Australian housing affordability crisis – 5 Practical steps

By Bruce Moolatti March 30, 2023Australia, Finance

Welcome to the world of Australian housing affordability! We're all familiar with the struggle to find affordable housing in our beautiful country, but fear not, for I have the solution…

The ultimate guide to making $10,000 in passive income per week (Australian edition)

By Yianni Bullionis March 30, 2023Australia, Finance

Greetings, fellow Australians! Are you tired of working hard every day for a meager salary? Do you dream of a life where money just flows in without you lifting a…