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Unexpected death of Canadian rising star after bulk cocaine purchase
In a tragic turn of events, Canadian actor David Lee has passed away unexpectedly. Lee, known for his roles in various TV shows and movies, was found unresponsive in his…
Are Ipswich’s Trucks and Cars Really Like Local Wildlife? Investigating the Phenomenon with Jack Smith
After numerous requests for assistance, I met with a local resident of Ipswich, QLD named Jack Smith. Jack expressed his wonderment and confusion about the constant stream of trucks and…
Corporate Bullies? Monster Energy Sues Indie Game Developers Over Use of Word “Monster”
Hey folks, it's your boy Mike, and I'm here to talk about a crazy story that's got me fired up. Apparently, the Monster Energy Drink Company is suing independent game…
Melbourne! Get a decent flag ya numbnuts!
Alright, let's give it a go. This thing is so bad my borderline learning disabled budgie could have done it! Now, listen up, you bloody lot! It's time to talk…
Rethinking Australia Day: The Case for Replacing It with Scott Morrison’s Shart
Greetings, fellow conscious beings! Today, I would like to offer a thought-provoking proposal for the celebration of Australia Day that is sure to ignite controversy and debate. I propose that…
Remembering Otto Rohwedder: The Inventor of the Bread Slicer.
Editorial: False Attribution - Lessons from the Bread Slicing Machine The case of Otto Rohwedder and his invention, the bread slicing machine, is a cautionary tale about the dangers of…
When Your Inner Karen Takes Over: Mother’s Epic Self-Insult
Mother Calls Child a Son of a B*tch, Realizes She's the Real B*tch, Grounds Herself. There are moments in life that we all wish we could take back. Sometimes we…
Thanos: The Jewel-Loving, Child-Nurturing Woman You Never Knew
For years, Marvel fans have been assuming that Thanos, the notorious villain in the comic series, is a man. But it's time to set the record straight: Thanos is actually…
From Sydney to the Cloud: A University Student Achieves Transcendence with Neuralink Technology
Get transcendence at Amazon? Transcendence is a concept that has been explored by philosophers, scientists, and artists for centuries. It is the idea that humans can transcend their physical bodies…
“It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. Just leave Clarence Thomas Alone”*
– Clarence Thomas (*Possible unspoken thoughts) “It's never too late to have a happy childhood” – a quote that has been attributed to several individuals over the years, including Tom…
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