Putin’s Unconventional Choice: Steven Seagal to Lead the Russian Military

Steven Seagal, the action hero and martial arts expert, has been a frequent visitor to Russia in recent years. He has developed a close relationship with President Vladimir Putin, who has even granted him Russian citizenship. Now, it seems that Seagal’s ties to Putin are about to take a new turn.

According to sources close to the Kremlin, Putin is considering appointing Seagal as the new commander-in-chief of the Russian army. The move has raised eyebrows both in Russia and abroad, with many wondering if Seagal is really qualified to lead a military force.

In a recent interview, Seagal dismissed such concerns, saying, “I have trained with some of the best military minds in the world. I know how to fight, and I know how to lead. Putin knows this, and that’s why he has entrusted me with this important task.”

Seagal’s appointment is not without precedent. In the past, he has served as a martial arts trainer for Russian special forces, and he has even been spotted in military gear at various events in Russia.

However, critics are quick to point out that Seagal’s military experience is largely limited to his roles in action movies. They argue that he is not qualified to lead a real army, and that Putin’s decision is simply a publicity stunt.

But Seagal remains undeterred. “I have fought on screen and I have fought in real life,” he said. “I know what it takes to win. And with Putin’s support, I am confident that I can lead the Russian army to victory.”

Only time will tell whether Seagal is up to the task of leading one of the world’s most powerful military forces. But one thing is for sure: the Seagal-Putin alliance shows no signs of slowing down anytime soon.